“What do you mean, it’s ‘not like superman?’”
“Well, it’s just a go-go-go thing, maybe bigger than usual…”
“I guess I’m not superman then.”
“It’s actually kind of annoying. Picture this:”
“Are you done yet?”
“I’m just trying to please you, baby.”
“You did. Twice. Twenty minutes ago.”
“But I want to again.”
“Get off me.”
“You have the [...]
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“Why don’t I ever get to be on your blog?”
“Because we never have any interesting conversations.”
“Sure we do. Remember that time you told me about how cancer smells?”
“Cancer DOES smell. So does pseudomonas. They both reek.”
“See? This is an interesting conversation!”
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“Why is that funny?”
“I knew it was going to be one of the two of them, JS or TL.”
“And how did you know this?”
“We were talking about it at the first bar, before you guys even went to the other place. They were asking me about you and I said ‘She’s cute, she’s single, go [...]
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“So are you and Eddie completely over, then?”
“Yeah.”
“Guy’s an idiot.”
“Why do you say that?”
“Come on, how do you break up with a girl like you?”
“I don’t know, Tim, how DO you break up with a girl like me?”
“Uhhh…”
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“What did you think?”
“I need a drink.”
“Didn’t you like it? I thought it was GREAT!”
“The first part, the part where Carrie gets entirely dropped on her ass by the man she loves, that was just fine.”
“No! That was awful!”
“What’s awful is that they make it look like everything ties up so nicely at the end. [...]
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