Thirty-three

“Well, if I don’t see you before then, have a happy birthday.”
“Yeah, right.”
“Oh stop it, you’re not that old.”
“Hrmph.”
“You’re not doomed to be alone, you know.”
“Yeah, put that on my tombstone.”

Run!

“Oh, holy crap.”
“That is insane.”
“Do you want me to go get the car and bring it up?”
“Nah, I wore my white t-shirt especially for this occasion. Let’s do it.”
“Ready?”
“GO!!!”

Nice to know someone’s looking out for me

“Hi, this is Susan from VISA. I’m calling about some recent charges on your account.”
“Hm?”
“Well, it appears that you’ve suddenly begun using this card quite a lot, which is not normal based on your record – “
“Minor bank problems.”
” – so I just wanted to check on some things. Yesterday we have 4 charges for [...]