“Why is that funny?”
“I knew it was going to be one of the two of them, JS or TL.”
“And how did you know this?”
“We were talking about it at the first bar, before you guys even went to the other place. They were asking me about you and I said ‘She’s cute, she’s single, go [...]
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“So are you and Eddie completely over, then?”
“Yeah.”
“Guy’s an idiot.”
“Why do you say that?”
“Come on, how do you break up with a girl like you?”
“I don’t know, Tim, how DO you break up with a girl like me?”
“Uhhh…”
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“What did you think?”
“I need a drink.”
“Didn’t you like it? I thought it was GREAT!”
“The first part, the part where Carrie gets entirely dropped on her ass by the man she loves, that was just fine.”
“No! That was awful!”
“What’s awful is that they make it look like everything ties up so nicely at the end. [...]
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“Hi.”
“Hey.”
“Um…how have you been?”
“Well, in the past seven days I’ve lost my dog, my cat’s been diagnosed with a bowel disease, you basically forced me to break up with you, and I probably lost my tutoring gig. I figure that later today I’ll wreck my car on the way home from work after I lose [...]
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“I kissed somebody else.”
“When?”
“Saturday night.”
“Who?”
“That doesn’t matter. You don’t know her. I don’t know her.”
“Whatever.”
“What?”
“I don’t give a shit. I kissed someone else too.”
“YOU WHAT?!”
“So? You did it.”
“HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?! WHEN?”
“Sunday.”
“I can’t believe you did that.”
“You had completely abandoned and betrayed me. Just because you didn’t actually break up with me by then [...]
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